Te Ce

There once was a man from Tellurium
Who sent out his wife for some cerium.
He ate it that day, or so they say,
And later he died of delirium.

 

Heat

Q=mCDT
This stuff’s not my cup of tea.
The water is hot, or maybe its not,
Do I need to specifically heat it?

 

Hey you! Keep your elbows off the table!

The folks from Kraft they went looking,
For chemists and biologists to do cooking.
Once they were hired, they were always admired,
For adding calcium and magnesium to Mac-n-cheesium.

Start humming. Think musical . . . classic Bill Withers song:
Selenium on me, when you’re not strontium
and I’ll be your friend
I’ll help you carry argon
For it won’t be long
‘Til I’m gonna neodymium
Seaborgium to lean argon.